This week, we’re braving the beaks and feathers in a sequel no one really asked for — The Birds II: Land’s End.

It’s part family drama, part Hitchcock homage, and part “why are these seagulls so angry?” energy.

We covered it all, including:

🐦 Birds that seem more annoyed than terrifying (but hey, they try)

🏡 A seaside town that somehow feels less safe than Bodega Bay

📞 The original Birds star Tippi Hedren showing up… but not as her original character

🎬 The director using a pseudonym because, well, let’s just say it’s not Hitchcock-level suspense

✨ And plenty more sequel strangeness that flaps right off the rails